Y'now that new series of tracks I put out entitled "Wave Journey"? Yeah, well, it turns out that name was already trademarked. "By who?" you ask? By a woman's travel magazine... Betcha didn't see that one coming. I feel freaking gay now. Of course it was handled by Tom Fulp (great guy), but I still can't believe that out of all the companies I could've infringed on, it had to be that.

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I was gonna stick a funny little comic here concerning trademark infringement, but apparently I needed "permission to use it".